I fail at early mornings.
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WHERE YOU BEEN, OLD BUDDY, OLD PAL?
I HAVE CHUCK PALAHNIUK TOURETTE'S.
KICK THE BABY, DON'T KICK THE BABY.
I F*CKING MAKE JOKES OUT OF ANYTHING, ALRIGHT.
IT'S MY FORTE. JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE tea.
I remember when I was at my uncle's funeral WAY WAY back, when I was like 11, and when they were reading out the sermon I laughed because I thought it was funny when the priest was like 'and the sheep will guide you' or something, I was like 'haha, sheep guiding, wtf!'
His brother, Jonathan, has never looked at me the same.
I love animals, seals are my favourite, I like clubbing with them.
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I laughed so hard when I read this. So immature sometimes.
The fuck is wrong with me?
Hell yeah, this be in my disc drive always.
God, I strongly dislike Katy Perry. Her eyes just look nice, is all.
California On Twilight - KassemG
God, I love these.
I Get These Fruit Cravings
So I just ate loads of fruit.
I feel so sick now. Late night fruit binges are not the one.
“Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar,” every “supreme leader,” every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.” - Carl Sagan.
“Well yeah, it’s mindblowing, we’re that big in the picture. From up (or out) there, we look down, but when you’re here, things are the same size and we only look up. Live in the now, we won’t ever go anywhere but this beautiful and diverse ‘Pale Blue Dot’ during our lives so embrace it, take notice of the things around you and live your worth to it’s fullest. From the perspective of Sagan, it may seem insignificant, but that doesn’t mean it can’t seem beautiful” - Me.
God, that’s sort of depressing.
How do you change your homepage on Safari?
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CLICK PREFERENCES UNDER THE SAFARI TAB.
FML
I have been completely overusing that phrase. Completely. FML. God.
Er, life? Well, it’s been fair. Excited for Amy’s, obviously. Dorsa says we’re watching Hills all day, to which Amy replied with the signature Amy Look. I’ll lend you them, Dors, but we are obviously watching at least one episode. Standardly. Sorry, Ants, it’s not as flashy as Taken, but the acting is really bad too, so yay! Haha, such a meanie, I am, I know.
Weekend was Bea’s party. Bunch of lesbians and some straight peeps, well quite a few, actually. It was literally insane how some lesbians are some blatant walking stereotypes. I met one with a shaved head, one with pink hair and some tye-dye T-shirt and glasses who looked like a photofit Feminist lesbian. I talked to no one really. Ate grapes. Yeah, it was funny, I laughed mentally. I tried to not laugh out loud about this one girl who came over and LITERALLY, LITERALLY, SO LITERALLY looked AND talked EXACTLY like McLovin. Gave Daleep a run for his money. I was holding back the laughter. Her name was Kate. I had loads of awkward moments with this guy Ross and his girlfriend, Izzy. Went to bed way early, I got bored, didn’t know anyone, nothing in common. But it was fun, this girl Elena was hilarious. So was this other girl Zoe. Good times, good times.
Spent almost all the money my mother transferred into my current account against her permission. Such a rebel, I am. Gonna be in so much trouble, though. So, yeah.
Bored of writing this.
Bye.
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